Does anyone else have any [clean] funny and embarring stories?

I got too drunk a while ago, walked in a denny's on my night off, grabbed, hugged & kissed on a waitress, she pressed charges the next day, I was 86'ed for good, it led to court, probation, & $500.00+ in fines,-on top of everything, she didn't show up to any of the court hearings, after a few hearings, they decided to forget her & bust me anyway?-(it should have been dropped but I learned my lesson)